I can't believe that the people that brought us Delphi, JBuilder and C++Builder have gone and done this: http://www.codegear.com/Products/Delphi/DelphiforPHP/tabid/237/Default.aspx
A PHP IDE!
It's no wonder that Delphi and the BDS is lagging behind the likes of Chrome and Visual Studio when they are frittering their time away on nonsense like this. Why didn't they expend their effort on something up-and-coming like Rails and not on a spent force like PHP? A decent Rails IDE would have flown off the shelves.
It seems that my evil plan to eradicate PHP has taken a step back - curses 